Thursday, January 6, 2011

New Pagani Titillates With Fetishy Clips Of Fetishiness.

I didn't even bother putting up the first teaser video for Pagani's new car. Unless you like watching the lower jaw of a man drink coffee, there was little point.
This time, it's a little different. First off, we now know the car's name... maybe. It should be called the Huayra. One supposes that's because "Zonda" was too easy to say. Secondly, this video actually seems to show a side of the car, namely the inside.
And what an inside! Pagani have, for years, been fighting a battle with Dutch supercar make Spyker for the title of World's Most Ornate Dash, and the Huayra looks set to build on the Zonda's fussy, decadent Flash Gordon theme.
Whatever carbon fiber there is in the interior (the car is constructed largely from the material) doesn't seem to make appearance in the video. What is there, in large quantities, are different finishes of aluminum, lots of nicely stitched leather, and iridescent blue lighting.
Depending on your point of view, it either looks like Spock's tricorder, or a dominatrix' cubicle. That smooth, phallic (and cold) looking handbrake lever would seem to indicate the latter.
Still, as the Huayra is rumored to be packing North of 700bhp, from a twin-turbocharged 6.0 liter V12, I doubt anyone is going to complain if it's a little kinky on the inside...